I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
