Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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