So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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