That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
My dick has a subreddit
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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