He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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