Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I wear drunk well.
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