I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't think brook has ever known best
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
