I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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