why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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