i just wanna soil my oats bro
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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