i don't like sucking hair
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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