I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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