chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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