and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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