just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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