I forgot how hot balto sounded
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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