When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
So squirting runs in the family.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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