I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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