all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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