Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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