So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Nicole vs. Life
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.