there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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