They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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