I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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