We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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