You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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