Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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