I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
did you just send me my own nude
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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