at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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