It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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