i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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