grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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