Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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