But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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