I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
