I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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