I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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