i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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