at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I see more hoeing in ur future
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
