Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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