y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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