did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
ok first of all what the fuck
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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