the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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