I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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