Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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