now i know why i became what i already was.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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