no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
what the fuck happened to the tacos
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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