she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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