just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
they're like a gay fantastic four
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
