"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Randomize
