shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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