can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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