Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Randomize
