I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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